square friend

French for squirrel.

Can you say squirrel?

French person: (confidently) Square friend!

by square friend March 31, 2021

bush squared

You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?

Mike couldn't convince Lauren to go for the bush squared, but it was a valiant effort.

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

Moon Squares

Toilet Paper

dude! ran out of moon squares today had to use my sock.

by wthail February 18, 2010

Square Root of Fuck-All

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Square Ass Nigga

a dumb and confused person who is just plain, boring, and basic

Fin is a square ass nigga

by Chaz from the I January 11, 2017

Private Square

Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.

*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!

Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.

by Octopusraves February 21, 2011

square

1)a cigarette
2)a lame person

aaron: "hey steve, can i bum a square off of you?"
justin: "a wHaT!!??"
aaron: "a cigarette, you square."
justin: "did you just call me a cigarette?! aw HELL no..."

by tazmanian guamanian December 25, 2010