The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
by Xendrilloz January 23, 2022
1) Pushing a grape in between a girls vaginal lips and popping it into a guys mouth
2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."
2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."
"Dude I totally Grape Squished that girl last night"
"Dude nice!"
"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."
"Dude nice!"
"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."
by The Grape Squisher November 03, 2013
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008
It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 19, 2020
by akendall December 31, 2009
when you lay under a glass table, and the person on the table squishes a small animal with his/her back and you beat off watching it
by I <3 gay porn May 17, 2010
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008