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squidward cooch

when your coochie sounds like squidward walking
Man 1: I heard that girl has a squidward cooch
Man 2: I know! It sounds just like him
by pproblemm April 1, 2020
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squidward check

One person yells "ayo squidward check!"
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.
AYO SQUIDWARD CHECK!
EVERYONE ELSE: UHEUEHHA
by naftin December 28, 2020
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squidward complex

The condition in which someone has a bald head and big nose, resembling Squidward Tentacles. Depression and narcissism are not necessary but may be present as well.
Person: Jeff's depression is starting to worry me.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.
by Jamesican May 26, 2015
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Squidward Cullen

Edward Cullen meets Squidward from Spongebob. Good term to use if you are a Twilighter who does not take yourself too seriously, or, better yet, one who absolutely detests Stephenie Meyer and finds Edward to be somewhat, well, squid-faced.
Psh, yeah, would you shut up about Squidward Cullen or whoever it is you're obsessed with these days?
by that one odd hottie July 1, 2008
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squidward lookin ass

A guy that looks like he put a dick on his face and he ugly af
by my dick in your mouth bitch November 28, 2018
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Squidward's Tiki Land

Great place for the boys and fellers to fuck around in and stuff.
Me: Wanna go to fucking Squidward's Tiki Land
You: Sure!
by Btsully323 February 18, 2021
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Squidward Testicles

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
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