Julius Squeezer

When a male appendage is squeezed inside a woman's hooha. This is caused by the female applying controlled muscular pressure inside her vaginal walls gripping the willie with grotesque force, also known as "gorilla grip."
Babe! Can you give me the Julius Squeezer when we fuck tonight?
by juliusSqueezer April 22, 2024
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Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.
No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer
by Cuzzo Papi March 05, 2018
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chicken squeezer

taking something that dont belong to you like road signs
Sam is a damn chicken squeezer he stole them signs.
by robert willy August 18, 2006
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Cock Squeezer

1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick
Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.
by Blue Coconut September 11, 2023
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Turlock Squeezer

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.
“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”
by Priest of Assplay August 27, 2023
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Butt Squeezer

a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension

(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)
The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer

The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer
by Slam2k2 August 02, 2021
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Squeezer

A masturbation technique wherein the erect penis is grasped firmly, rather than the more common stroking method. Often, the force of the clench is varied rhythmically until ejaculation occurs. (Note, this method is not to be conflated with a “titty squeezer,” which does involve a measure of squeezing, but relies on the standard friction based piston procedure.)
Dude she gave me a squeezer, on the couch, with her parents right next to us in the other room.
by Faro Gomez June 18, 2019
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