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Short Squeeze

A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price
Reddit has been able to short squeeze meme stocks such as Gamestop which made big hedge funds lose billions
by Mrstonks January 28, 2021
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squeeze cave

/skwēzˌkāv/

noun: squeeze cave; plural noun: squeeze caves
1.
a name for the location where one takes a poop, an enclosed chamber, typically with three to four walls, in a building or in public.

synonyms: pooper, shitter, crap tank, my office;
Shit, Linda, I think we're going to be late since I need to hit up the squeeze cave before we can visit your parents.
by -rm -rf January 7, 2019
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The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.
Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022
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Squeeze tube

referring to a penis.
she grabbed my dick like it was a Squeeze tube.
by sincklefritz383 February 5, 2010
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Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.
I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.
by NB44 October 4, 2017
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Squeeze Inn

A delicious burger restaurant in Sacramento known for their copious amounts of cheese and delicious food. Previously located in a building the size of a cracker jack box, now relocated to forgo future lawsuits and allow more customers. Famous for being on The Food Network when Guy Fieri visited.
I can't believe Dan ate a triple squeeze with cheese at the Squeeze Inn.
by southdavisforlife July 5, 2010
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