Spoon

Spoon is an insult from New Zealand, with a similar meaning to numpty, egg, or dick. If someone calls you a spoon it pretty much means you're being a bit of a dumbass, idiot, clown or a dick. If you are called a spoon you should either stop what youre doing, or defend yourself by calling them an insut bearing a similar meaning e.g. egg or dick.

"Aw you fuckin' spoon, you dropped my maccas!"
"Don't call me a fuckin' spoon, you dick"

by Saxy Sam December 17, 2019

Spooning

The act of taking a spoon and smacking a person you'd prefer not be in acquaintances with.

Lynn: Hey Stupid Nobody
Me: Ew I don't like you *begins spooning Lynn*

by ocb2000 December 13, 2014

spooning

the acr of an individual stabbing another with a spoon.

he kept spooning me in the chest.

by anonimouze May 17, 2009

Spooning

The art of strategically balancing one or more spoons on the tip of your nose or your face. Ultimately, it is a spoon balancing act.

"Lets do some spooning!"

"what!?!?"

*balances spoon on nose*

"OHHHHHH!"

by iknowweknowUNO October 31, 2011

spoon

When having sex, a woman puts her back to a mans chest and they have sex like that...still up the pussy

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

Spooning

There are two definitions of spooning.
1. Basically when a guy and a girl cuddle and the guy leans up against the girl’s back like a spoon.
2. Another term for anal, which is a kind of sex that can only be described as a guy sticking his dick in a girl’s butt.

I think she’s my perfect spooning size.

by 1251strokes February 18, 2018

spoon

An act used by men to get laid

Spooning leads to forking

by cdwraw May 18, 2010