a person overly arroused by the rectal location of the human body. sometimes a slang for a obviously homosextual male.
"dude that girl's got an awesome butt"
"chill out ya butt splunker"
"that guy is a total butt splunker"
"chill out ya butt splunker"
"that guy is a total butt splunker"
by skullking April 8, 2009
Get the butt splunker mug.When a girl is going down on a guy, knocking her on the back of the head while pushing her head down, will cause the cum to "splurge" from her nose.
Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I smacked her on the back of her head and it shot out her nostrils! Shit looked like a "Splurging Dragon".
by KLC September 12, 2005
Get the Splurging Dragon mug.by Andrew August 17, 2003
Get the splurp mug.an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab.
by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007
Get the splunkalunk mug.Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.
by Hobbes October 7, 2003
Get the splurch mug.Hey, kids, we haven't eaten anything since breakfast because we've been having so much fun! What do you say we grab some splunch and stay 'til the amusement park closes?
by swicky November 25, 2007
Get the splunch mug.Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!
by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005
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