splooshy

When a girl is so loose, she needs to masturbate with a large object; such as a bicycle.

Lyssia is such a whore, she must be quite splooshy.

by Carlie Rachelle December 22, 2007

splooch

the act of ejaculating

I splooched all over the bitches face. It got in her eye and she started to cry.

by woogie May 22, 2003

splooshtein

Word used in east kildare, mainly in straffan, as a slang for masterbation

i,m going for an auld splooshtein down by the river

by Colin Donovan March 22, 2008

Spooshy

A term of endearment and/or mating call of the wild jewsian. Used more often when intoxicated.

Get a drink Spooshy!

by pinkiestinkie October 6, 2010

Spoosh

The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.

Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.

by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019

splooch

when a penis "busts a nut" on to a female or male mate.

This big fat dude was sucking me off when i felt horny and splooched all over her face.

by DICK lova May 22, 2003

slooshied

Past tense of "Slooshy". To slooshy is to listen. To have slooshied is to have listened.

...as I slooshied I could imagine silvery wine flowing through a spaceship

by joe boswroth February 13, 2008