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Spazio

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Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded
A person of strange common sense that cannot be explained.
Oh yeh Hannah’s such a spazio
by Chromosome69 March 7, 2020
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Spazalicious

Being so full of spaz that you try to scratch your back with a pen and then drop the pen down your back so you've still got an itchy back and now have a pen in your clothes
- "On the train and I've got an itchy back that I can't get to cos I'm wearing layers. Used a pen to reach. Dropped pen. Now have an itchy back and a pen stuck under my clothes 🤣"

- "Spazalicious."
by This actually happened October 15, 2020
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Spazghetti

U are under the influence of the holy one (Hitler) or is when u pee in a Jews eye and shit on a nazi.
Have u done spazghetti yet?????
by Joebidensimp September 4, 2021
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bootsie spaz

A bootsie spaz occurs when your pussy, which you are cuddling with, holding, petting (possibly against its will), freaks out and starts clawing at you. Also known as a "smokey spaz".
"I squeezed her really hard, and she didn't like it, and she had a bootsie spaz."
by Henry Dorsett Case November 4, 2004
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royal spaz

when regular spazzing isn't enough .
Brittany: "did you hear only 2 bands are playing tonight?"
Shannon: "WHAT!? we payed for 3!"
Brittany: "I know. we arent getting our money back."
Shannon: "Get in the car, i'm gonna go have a royal spaz on the concert staff."
by fitzzz April 27, 2010
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Keyboard Spaz

The keyboard spaz is not to be questioned. It just is. Much like the repeating "asdf," it's an all-purpose expression. To question it is to defeat its very purpose. The purpose being a special form of non-verbal communication. It can convey feelings of any kind.

The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.

In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.
Friend: "OMG. Did you hear that Mr. Johnson had sex with a Freshman?"

You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"

Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"

This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.
by Keyboard Spazzer April 21, 2011
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Finger-spaz

A random spaz in your finger, while you are on your computer. This is what you get when you play too many computer games.
Sorry, I had a finger-spaz!
by Nidajazz April 28, 2011
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