Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.

"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."

by lozzyrose November 13, 2011

Spagged

(verb - past tense)
Definition: Past tense of spagg, to have experienced a spontaneous burst of rapid lag or glitching. Often used to excuse a mistake or sudden performance drop. Related terms: spagg, spagger, spagging.

I didn’t miss that shot on purpose, I spagged right as I aimed!

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

Spag

Slang for spaghetti

Jim ate her ass like some Spag.

by Qaztec May 14, 2018

Spag

The name of the famous squishyspag

Spag shut up you're British

by Baden1212 December 31, 2021

Spag

Singular form of spaghetti

I pulled a spag out of the pot of spaghetti

by hwebbz25 June 15, 2017

Spag

A insult against femboys which highlights their lack of proper grammar and weird emojis they use.

Why is this guy being a spag

by Orion696947 June 17, 2025

spag spy

a cool person who’s name sometimes begins in a, c, z, i, o, r, l

Omg your a complete spag spy

by anonymous September 24, 2020