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Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.
by Lee Saint Joe October 10, 2021
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Guantánamo Spa Treatment

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!
by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012
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Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.
“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"
by Katy Proper December 30, 2008
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Hind Lava Sad Spa

When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.
Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.
by LauraBlu December 5, 2025
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Spa

Slang for someone who is an idiot or generally oblivious to most common sense things
“You see that jack fella? He’s a right spa”
by Slang245 May 14, 2022
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Spa-roos

A Spa-roos is a singular organism that wanders around the abyss of a certain internet site where it stalks among unsuspecting victims to show off it's amazing ability in douche-baggery. It could also be found lurking amongst random players where it can unleash it's super powers of complete and utter sexyness. Many woman players of this site have hard core fan-gasms over this singular organism called a Spa-roos.
Fangirl: Oh my goodness, did you just see that?

Fangirl2: Yea. I believe that it was a Spa-roos

Both: * gasm *
by MindlyCheeken July 22, 2009
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Spas black

Spas black is a better footballer then messi who can’t shoot for shit but when he shoots he only shoots from 50 yards out and scores spas black is great.
by Suuuuuuuuuii March 5, 2022
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