When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.
Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back
by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014
Get the South Carolina Fruit Basketmug. This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.
Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."
Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
Get the South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerkmug. When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009
Get the Dumber than Miss South Carolinamug. A south carolina mud pie is where one shits while another fucks them in the asshole spreading shit all about the room
by MadDuckFromMontreal July 12, 2017
Get the south carolina mud piemug. The lowlife,poor excuse of an SEC team located in Columbia, SC. USC will always be the little brother of South Carolina and a disgrace to college football. Guess they are an equestrian school now...
by mcclellando October 14, 2017
Get the Little Brother of South Carolinamug. A state with hood blacks with guns your alarm clock is gun shots starting at 4 am white people all on meth
by Toldye March 2, 2023
Get the South Carolinamug. The female equivalent of the North Carolina Nose Job. The act of inserting one’s nose into a female’s vagina, then having the female contract to suck snot out of a clogged nostril. In the southern region of the state, the labia is used as a makeshift tissue for added cleanliness.
Duuude Broo. Get ur girl to give you the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. I can smell for the first time in like forever bro.
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
Get the South Carolina Sinus Squeezemug.