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sopping wet fanny

Sopping wet fanny is an insult to be bestowed upon an Alderley Edge homie, acting in a particularly girly or stupidic way
"Shoop, you sopping wet fanny"
Adamantly, in reply to a stupid question, or an act of total stupidity, basically representing a 'no' or 'shoop': "I'll smoke your sopping wet fanny"
by BrynD September 26, 2006
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Synchronized Simping

When two bros care so much about hoes that they enter into a mutual state of transdimensional simpness. They are forever bonded in their way of simp. THE SIMP BOND IS UNBREAKABLE!
"Yo I heard Tim and Max were Synchronized Simping over _______ yesterday."
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"
by disturb_muzik April 2, 2020
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Simping

V. To say you like, have an interest in, or believe in something when you don’t to gain the attention of a female
Girl: *Wearing a Michigan sweatshirt*
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.

Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!

Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!
by WomanSlayer85 November 4, 2019
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Sooping

Sexting whilst pooping. The act of sexting on your phone... whilst pooping.
Johnny: "Yo baby check out my dick." *Sends pic*
Jane: "Nice! What is that in the background?"
Johnny: "Oh that's just my shit. I'm totally sooping you right now."
by Sooper68 April 15, 2013
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stomping

A dance movement made by a person by repeatedly slamming their foot down onto the ground, alternating between feet, whilst listening to psychedelic trance, psytrance.

This dance act is normally performed when a person is tripping out on psychedelics.
Ah dude! I can't wait to go stomping to some good forest psy again!
by wacky wookie January 4, 2012
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Simping

The act of physically, mentally or emotionally acting toward females in a way that would attribute poor self esteem, bad sense of male companionship and a need for female relations. An individual often 'simps' after being hit by a solemn urge for the feeble touch of human companionship.

The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.

The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.

Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.

If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.

WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.

SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
Male 1: Sitting in circle of females
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
by bruh123456789\ May 28, 2020
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sopping wet pink umbrella

She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.
by m-dubya May 27, 2005
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