a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012
Get the banana smoothymug. When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
by Bob-owski October 5, 2011
Get the Ironton Smoothiemug. The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.
by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023
Get the Billionaire Smoothiemug. by Fortuna November 19, 2015
Get the velvet smoothiemug. Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.
“Hey are you going to drink that?”
“No, why?”
“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
“No, why?”
“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019
Get the Smoothie the coochiemug. by earith May 10, 2014
Get the Shit Smoothiemug. by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020
Get the Clinktail smoothiemug.