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Rusty Smirnoff

The act of placing a Smirnoff Ice in one’s anus, removing said Ice, then lunging to one knee and chugging the Ice.
Jesse had to Rusty Smirnoff Jessica after Christopher inappropriately caught Jesse off guard with a an icing worthy of rustiness.
by Jp2dag00 December 12, 2020
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Dima Smirnov

A sex coin termed by the popular pornstar Dima Smirnov, typically acting as a twink in popular experimental gay porn movies, he coined the term, to "Dima Smirnov" someone is to act as if you are a woman upon meeting someone new, and hold that disguise for years, become close to them and get engaged then married to them, eventually upon bedding their lover for the 1st time the aformentioned twink will shed their womanly facade and reveal that they are a big hairy man with a huge shlong, upon this realization the twink will proceed to make passionate love to their spouse as if the spouse was a woman. "Dima Smirnov" was first used in Dima's popular film, "To Suck a Cockingbird"
Person 1: did you hear jerry got "Dima Smirnov" by his wife
Person 2: I wish someone would "Dima Smirnov" me
Person 1: Same
by EDBBC_445 March 14, 2024
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Pulling a Yakov Smirnoff

When you’re complaining about something another person says and/or does and respond with the same sentiment from your own perspective.
“Carl’s always saying horrible, violent, insensitive, anti-gay and homophobic sh*t. I wish he would die in an AIDS fire.”

“Dude, Carl’s a huge d*ck but you’re totally pulling a Yakov Smirnoff here.”
by Pariah Jones February 3, 2020
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Rhode Island Smirnoff

An act requiring 3 people, two of which being female and one being male. The male lays on his back while one female rides his dick and the other sits on his face.

DISTINCTION FROM DOUBLE COWGIRL: females making out at the same time.
Excuse me lovely women. I couldn’t help but notice that you are the most beautiful lesbian couple I have ever seen! As a supporter of the lgbtqia+ community I was wondering if we could do the Rhode Island Smirnoff.
by Thesexdemon September 20, 2025
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