Hot Smartie

When a young man decides spit on a sock and uses it to wank himself off while looking at gay mafia sex

Wow, James loves having hot smarties on Christmas night

Connor burke is an honest man that loves having hot smarties

by TheBogs December 24, 2021

smarty

BEST smarty who is always sweet, patient, and caring <3 but hits you with sharp comebacks when you least expect it </3 everyone loves her anyways, don't cross her because you'll be crossing an entire army who will protect her

oh it's smarty! the best smarty!

by anisie August 6, 2025

Smarty Maggs

A cringy bully on youtube who hates everyone.

Person 1: I hate everyone and they are all stupid
Person 2: Why are you being a Smarty Maggs.

by Afif Mir June 20, 2018

Smarty

Someone named Olivia is a stupid idiot when it comes to reading

read it smarty

by richatiutismgocrazty March 20, 2024

Smartiful

That Nelson is beautifully smart in many ways

Nelson is Smartiful

by Bigdaddycornchips June 13, 2018

smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020