The act of releasing flatulence while slumbering. Passing gas continuously while in the sleep state.
Man bro, ol girl I smashed last night... After I wore them cheeks out she was knocked out. We were spooning and she had them slumber toots. Had my balls on vibrate like a gentle nuts massager with her buttcheeks
by Teddygrams254 May 1, 2020
Get the Slumber tootsmug. When one drifts in their mind to an off place and subsequently receives a pinched from the 'other side' while in wake consciousness
Random Person: I was imagining myself playing drums, but there was a tear in my snare. I put my finger over it, and hit the snare and my finger shot with pain.
I got up from bed and walked away from my Paraphotomic Slumber
I got up from bed and walked away from my Paraphotomic Slumber
by James Q Collins January 8, 2012
Get the paraphotomic slumbermug. by MaybeARealWord April 25, 2021
Get the Luigi’s Slumbermug. Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
Get the You slumber, a cucumber!mug. Someone who regularly sleeps in other peoples beds, but they only sleep. Can happen repeatedly with one person, or multiple different people.
"I slept in his bed last night..." - girl one
"Anything fun happen?" - girl two
"No"- girl one
"You are such a slumber slut!" -girl two
"Anything fun happen?" - girl two
"No"- girl one
"You are such a slumber slut!" -girl two
by nonJudgementalRoommate November 23, 2013
Get the slumber slutmug. A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.
Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.
Sarah: True Story
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.
Sarah: True Story
by TheTrueStoryGuy May 8, 2014
Get the Slumber Lumbermug. Where the presence of the person you're embracing feels so relaxing/reassuring that you actually doze off while you two are clasping each other.
It's a sure sign that a girl totally likes and trusts you if she falls asleep in your arms after a few minutes of canoodling, but you know that she's REALLY into you if she actually views a ten-second embrace as a slumber-hug and goes totally limp halfway through it, and so you then have to gently lay her down on a couch or bed and let her "sleep it off" for half an hour!
by QuacksO February 15, 2017
Get the slumber-hugmug.