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Sloshed

Typically dudes named raj on Saturday’s.
Essentially you got fucked off to much vodka and now mom has to come pick you up and make sure you don’t have alcohol poisoning.
Me and the boys are going to kaden’s like the good old days and we’re getting sloshed.
by Shammerlover12 March 6, 2021
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Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024
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Sloshed

To get wet in the rain while eating hot dogs at an otherwise meaningless loser bowl Giants-WFT game in week 18
Let’s get sloshed for this weeks Giants game
by LSK January 6, 2022
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Sloshed

Very drunk
He was so sloshed he couldn’t walk
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sloshed

to be very drunk while behaving like a bohemith and slurring words
I was so sloshed last night I slipped on a cable and chipped denny's tooth.
by RakkelReed December 30, 2007
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slosh

the moment ur flame is rising as you light your candle stick, bowl , or cigarette.
i lit the candle and it sloshed. the raising of the flame forming before it sloshed. (formz the circle once you back up and look at the flame settled)
the slosh.
by yazmin ☄️🪐 March 29, 2021
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D.J. Slosh

Rapper. Born from the rural areas of New York. Famously know for the song “Slosh Walk” and grew to fame in 2018. Known for getting the cops pissed off. He refers to police as twelve and states “F*%# 12”. Has been to jail and came out even stronger than before. Also known for the beef between him and Ney York born rapper, Centient. Listen to D.J. Slosh on Spotify.
Man 1: “ Yo u hear D.J. Sloshes new song? Purdy’s grave
Man 2: “Yeah he completely destroyed purdy”
by niggleto February 14, 2019
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