Chum Slinger

great big cock on the verge of ejaculation

Leon was polishing his chum slinger when his mother came into his room with pancakes.

by tunatube August 5, 2008

bean slinger

when someone is cooking a hot pot of black beans and slings some at your face

This bean slinger was slaving over my stove and left some beans on my face.

by beanslingin September 23, 2014

shreveport slinger

Inserting ones penis between the arm and rib cag of a person with their arm in a resting position, as if its in a sling.

When all of Jill's holes were filled, Steve made use of her Shreveport Slinger.

by Haltom City Hitman March 11, 2014

Minge Slinger

Any old man in any night club, usally over the age of 50, who thinks he is gods gift to women and has the sole intention of bagging a slice of minge.

"Hey Sharon watch your back I've just spotted a 'Minge Slinger' over by the bar."

by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010

Web slinger

Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air

Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"

by james Venom August 21, 2006

Yogurt Slinger

When a man/woman that still has a pp cums furiously while helicoptering his/her tiny cock

wtf Gerald why did you just do yogurt slinger all over my 5$ olive garden bread basket

by GErald the pretty person loL May 8, 2020

cum slinger

Daniel Woo

My friend Daniel is a CUM SLINGER!

by Anonymous September 8, 2003