tie my shoe

The act of getting down on one knee and performing a blow job.
Particularly between two men.

While walking in the woods one day...
Ben: "Can someone tie my shoe?"
Sam (male): "SSHHHHHURE!"

by For Michaela, haha December 6, 2009

shoe poo

Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.

I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.

by rockman49 December 30, 2011

shiny shoe

If you want to replace "shit" word by more appropriate one.

I don't give a sh... shiny shoe of this.

by KermitsRhyme November 29, 2015

the mighty shoe

a fictional shoe that does virtually anyting that was featured in a spoof Billy Mayes video created by thegoldentones on youtube.com

Hey man my pencil just broke can i borrow your mighty shoe?

"Mom were out of soap" "So just use the mighty shoe" "oh yea"

Did you get the new ipod touch?
No man I use the mighty shoe it has over 10,000 uses.

by thegoldentones July 4, 2009

African squeak shoe

Another name for basketball for obvious reasons.

Are you going to watch African squeak shoe tonight? Miami Heat is playing . . . I don't know, some other team. I don't fucking watch basketball.

by Dr. Swango July 12, 2013

What can you do piss in your shoe

This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.

Shannon: oh well!

Leah: what can ya do
Shannon: what can you do piss in your shoe

by Turkey Rashers January 5, 2022

Snow Shoe Shrimpin

The sexual act of using a straw to to suck semen out of a partners anus. Then a rough sloppy kiss begins while the load is passed back and forth.

I enjoy long walks of the beach, holding hands, church bingo, and snow shoe shrimpin.

by Greshams November 9, 2010