Alexander Skidmark Hearn

In love with Chase Hughes and balling up undies and throwing inside of the Curiosity Center bathroom. Has an extremely attractive MUCK MUCK and loves playing guitar horribly

Look at Alexander Skidmark Hearn he's throwing his poopy undies into the bathroom again

by Pioplaop November 18, 2024

Orange Skidmark

A colloquial term used to affectionately describe the 45th President of the United States.

I was stuck in an elevator one time with the Orange Skidmark, man was that a ripe trip in hell.

by Phenakism December 26, 2023

Carbon Skidmark

A metric to measure the actions and in-actions of powerful organisations and big business on the Climate crisis.
Used to compare the climate actions and inactions of those with power vs the everyday actions of individuals to reduce their carbon footprints.
Includes systemic actions and inactions as well as policy.

We're worried about our carbon footprints. Are those with power doing enough about their carbon skidmarks?

by climnate123456789 January 11, 2024

skwidmark

The kind of dude that is a little too into his own penis. Probably drives a pick up truck.

I bet that dude sleeps with a firm grasp on his penis. Such a skwidmark.

by kevbot2k November 14, 2016

skidmarc

A great guy with marks on his penis

“Hey Jack I have skidmarcs!!” (He shouts loudly)

by Jackbearpig July 8, 2024