Wall Speak

The pretentious, overly complex language used in business realms to describe simplistic ideas. Very similar to MBAese. The opposite of straight talk. Often used between business associates to confuse one another and make screwing one another over that much easier. The term originated on Wall Street, the center of business douchebaggery in the United States.

Person 1: "Well, this quarter we need to liquidate the losses, stakeholder, derivative, subprime lending, yada yada yada"

Person 2: "Man, just quit talking Wall Speak and get to the point."

by slicknick2208 November 1, 2011

Let Me Speak To Your Manager

The classic phrase of a Karen when they get mad (basically, every five minutes)

Random girl *on the phone*: Hóla Mama! ¿Quieres algo en la tienda?
Karen: HEY, LITTLE GIRL, THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK FRICKING ENGLISH!
Girl: No uuuuuu
Karen: DID YOU JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?!?!?
Girl: Ummm, yeah, that’s how a conversation works, Karen
Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Girl: ........ I’m a kid

by MemeFace November 9, 2020

shpeagle beater

any short blunt object of which one would use to beat the ever living shit out of another.

back off or you will feel the wrath of my shpeagle beater.

by seth lundberg April 15, 2008

Simeal

a religion of worshiping moist ducklings and speaking the simeal language. Those who worship of the moist simeal ducklings will be considered "moist"

Cornel : "Hey Dylan! Look at those Simeal ducklings"
Dylan : "We must sniff the simeal ducklings"

by MqSword April 29, 2019

chip speak

A language spoken by "affluent" males (age 14 - 35) from Connecticut.

Phil said "Todd and I are going to play a quick game of squash on my private course, why don't you have your driver drop you off here".

Rick responded "Phil chill with all that chip speak, you know I take the bus every where"

by Ben Franklins February 7, 2008

Headline Speak

Speaking with extreme brevity, in the way of a news headline. A natural shift in language for the Gen Y gang who thrives on Tweets, Emot-icons, and Vanity Plates.

Instead of saying, "It has been discovered that Captain John Smith engaged in sexual relations with a Native Indian woman known as Pocahontas", I used my Headline Speak and said, "Captain Boned a Native".

by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

fauxtivational speaker

1. A person who writes, posts, or otherwise speaks stupid cliches in order to assist someone with their personal short comings.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.

Bob: Hey my girl just broke up with me.

Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.

Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.

by Ryan2her December 5, 2013