Schnarfling

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle

She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!

by cestlavieskt October 14, 2023

piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted

Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "

by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017

shnar face

The raising of the left upper lip, including a quiver, and the scrunching of the eyebrows. The coolest face that man has ever discovered. Originated on Quadra Island B.C. Intended to be combined with the shocker (2 in the pink, 1 in the stink), (2 in the carpet, 1 in the tar-pit), (2 in the rug, 1 in the plug), (2 in the clit, 1 in the shit),(2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch) on the right hand. Mainly used at parties when totally pissed to the gills.

dude, nice shnar face!!! you shock that bitch! w3rd.

by A-Frame December 29, 2007

snarf

A guy who derives pleasure from running around sniffing girls' bicycle seats. (Not to be confused with a "twerp").

"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)

-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".

by Dinkum August 13, 2013

snarf snarf

A word spoken in frustration or for no reason at all. Usually preceeded by a hrrrmm or a mmm and spoken in an alien voice.

Ryan: Tara go do that Shit.

Tara: hrrrrmm...snarf snarf...

by Tara the G July 3, 2005

snarf your turtle

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

snarfin'

Eating as if there is no tommorrow; almost to the point of inhaling your food.

Quit snarfin' down your food like a maniac!

by Daniel Kimbril October 8, 2006