Shaq the Basket

When one doesn't come close to hooking up with a girl. Much like Shaquille O'neal's attempt at free throws.

Man, did you see that girl Todd left with the other night? Yeah, he totally Shaq the basket with her.

by Ya blew it! February 8, 2010

Shaq Attack

A form of cyber-warfare generally employed by seasoned Techno-wizards against young unsuspecting Interns who leave their computers unlocked. This attack employs the immortal visage of the great OrbWarrior and Kung-Fu Master Shaquille O'Neal onto the background, login picture and desktop icons of said unsuspecting interns.

The purpose of this attack is two-fold. To remind Interns to keep their computers locked, and to remind us all that His Airness is watching over us all. Always.

"Oh Snap! Looks like Billy got Shaq Attacked!" " Yeah man, He should really lock his computer."

by Nananananananana Batman June 21, 2013

Baby Shaq

Sofokles Schortsanites, a Greek negro basketball player, national team star.

He is called the Baby Shaq because of his skin colour, FT (dis)ability, big body and dunking skills

also refered as Big Sofo

-Did you see that GREECE vs USA basketball match?
Baby Shaq was dominant!!
-yeah mate, Sofoklis was outstanding

by d11b December 10, 2010

Shaq off

To get something to eat.

"I'm gonna Shaq off in a few, wanna go?"

by CGC June 24, 2007

Shaq City

The best place on Earth, if you can get there. The city I showed to the masses. Guarded by The Silver Coy.

I am going on an expedition to get to Shaq City. Can you show me the way, JRK?

by TLD January 31, 2004

shaq fu

the worst game ever made. worse than dr. jekell and mr. hyde, equinox, and even halo 3.

dude, this is the worst thing since shaq fu

by DaneBramaged August 19, 2008

Shaq-doored

To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.

I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.

by Bobert, but I go by Rob January 14, 2020