Shit Air Seperator

When functional Keeps Farts Dry.

Shit air seperator failure results in a mess when attempting to fart.

by Indnut March 28, 2007

sexperience

Experience or know-how relating to intercourse or other sexual acts. It has to be real-world experience; you can't get it from watching porno or reading erotica.

Jasmine dumped me cuz i had no sexperience

Some girls think older guys are sexperienced.

by Oscar_the_Muse January 1, 2004

Simper

What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.

"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 4, 2022

Delusional simper

A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.

Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.

by Svennebanana February 16, 2021

Sepertextion Anxiety

When you get concerned that you haven't had a text from your significant other after a few minutes.

Guy #1: I haven't had a text from (girl's name) in a while.

Guy #2: You texted her 10 minutes ago! You might have sepertextion anxiety.

by The Spoiler August 5, 2010

Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner

"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

semprini

An unspecified, vaguely improper area of the body.

"Who's got a boil on his semprini, then?"
-The Chemist Sketch, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'

by Traz October 8, 2003