Steven Segal

The most underrated comedian of his generation.

Steven Segal- Get your ugly, toothless white ass out of here.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

Onpu Segawa

A character from a magical girl anime called "Ojamajo doremi" who is one of the witch apprentices. She kinda also forgets that there are rules to her magic-

P1: " we stan Onpu Segawa! "
P2: "..Who tf is that"
P1: " I'm not even gonna bother trying "

by Depressedanimekid November 19, 2022

Cock Sealant

The stuff that comes out of your dick the first time you cum

Antn3e lathered up a piece of toast with his cock sealant and fed it to ryan.

by FTWW September 17, 2023

spiritual steven segal

ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber

I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.

by Lyrical Spiritual nigga February 10, 2017