A useless piece of shit. He lies around all day doing fuck all. He’s overweight but never has the balls to get up and do something about it. He always has to be right about everything and will ruin a night just to try and insist he’s right when he’s clearly not. Usually ugly and weird as well, waddling around like a retard while most people try to avoid him. You can’t rely on him for anything important. A fat, useless, unattractive parasite, you should make sure to steer clear of Sebastian.
by Sebby_memez June 1, 2020
Get the sebastianmug. A beautiful handsome man with amazing characteristics. He is confident yet humble, sweet, kind, lovable, and a hard worker. Everyone who meets Sebastian loves him! He is very loyal and anyone who has him as a friend is utterly lucky. He is there for you when you need him, always putting himself in other people's shoes. He loves to have a good time but when it's time to work he is not afraid to roll up his sleeves. Everyone loves to be around him and loves his company, he makes everyone smile just by being him! He is so funny with an awesome personality. He is so simple yet sophisticated. Never complaining about life but is persistent with everything he does, he has come so far in life and will continue to grow and be very successful. Sebastian has the kindest eyes, just staring at them will melt your heart and make you feel safe. He is cute yet sexy, silly but also serious. He gives the warmest hugs and loves deeply. Such a passionate lover, when he loves, he loves hard. He has the sexiest body and every little detail, from his beauty marks to his chest hair, is flawless. Sebastian is an angel when he sleeps and has the most gorgeous smile that lights up the whole room. His girlfriend loves him endlessly and so does he friends and family. He is amazing in every way and anyone who knows him is very lucky. There is NO guy like Sebastian and I am very lucky I get to see all parts of him and love him everyday. Te amo mutio meu bebe, voce e lindo pro dentro e fora!! <3
by bebezinhamimi June 10, 2019
Get the Sebastianmug. 
Sebastian is commonly referred to as “The King” and is a megaladon. It has been rumored that Sebastian weighs 7.62 tons. He is also undefeated in arm wrestling. The only one who competes for his throne as the king is Owen. (Owen has won in arm wrestling before)
Friend 1: “Hey yo! I heard that guy Sebastian is the king!”
Friend 2: “I thought he lost to Owen tho”
Friend 1: “But he ChEaTeD!!!”
Friend 2: “You right”
Friend 2: “I thought he lost to Owen tho”
Friend 1: “But he ChEaTeD!!!”
Friend 2: “You right”
by Admirer of The Megaladon King April 26, 2019
Get the Sebastianmug. by Jewish peopleeee April 18, 2020
Get the Sebastianmug. the coolest person ever to exist but he is lowkey gay siiiiiike he is so strait you can use him as a ruler
by ij4769 September 25, 2020
Get the sebastianmug. Sebastian is someone who has an unbelievable amount of clout and insane drip . Even though he’s short he’s the cutest little jiglet in the 509.
by Obeypapi69 July 21, 2019
Get the Sebastianmug.