Scriptruthophobia

The fear of biblical truths, violating your religious lies

I can’t reason with you on religious issues when you suffer from scriptruthophobia

by PWAuthor October 3, 2014

Script Hugger

A wrestling fan or any entertainment fan who thinks what they witness on TV is real even though it's clearly scripted. Script huggers can't be told anything because they are irrational and usually uneducated. They are so engulfed in the script or the storyline that any rational thought you present them is met with anger, nonsense and in some cases violence.

Hey Mike? Dude Colleen just said that Steve Austin really broke into Brian Pillmans house with a gun to kill him!!
Oh my god She's such a script hugger.

by JoeyNumbersTN February 22, 2015

Scripting

When you are losing/about to lose a game of FIFA when everything apparently goes against you and its never your fault.

I have been battering you this game and you will score in the 90th minute just watch.... Its FIFA scripting again!

by ivor largeun June 27, 2018

Get Scripted

The inevitable. It was going to happen no matter what.

New Movement set for 2012.

Bro 1 - Dude I heard you got in a fight?!

Bro 2 - Yea kid was going to get scripted!

Bro 1 - Scripted? What does that mean?

Bro 2 - Means I was going to rock that dude no matter what. Kid got scripted.

by Deeeeeeeeezzz December 28, 2011

Floppy Scripts

When you use archaic methods to accomplish an IT task.

This guy on our project is using floppy scripts from the 80s to configure this system.

by liltimtim September 20, 2023

rip the script

A deviation of flip the script, it means to completely destroy someone using what they said against you.

When he was talking about how old ass all my clothes were and I saw him wearing Mickey Mouse draws, I grabbed the mike and ripped the script.

by P. Noland August 12, 2005

The Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

John- Yo have you read The Bee Movie Script?
Evan- Nah dude. Should I?
John- Duh!

by Sheld_ May 14, 2021