scritchy

grumpy, cranky, irritable, short tempered, grouchy, complaining, bad attitude, mean, like a grumpy cat that squeals and scratches people for no reason.

The scritchy old man keeps yelling at the kids walking by his house.

by Techtchr May 9, 2023

scrochdingers douchbag

A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked

Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!

Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!

You: how did i find this?

by KitKat ✌🏻 August 13, 2023

Scrinch

A person who is a complete buzz kill especially at Christmas. A smash up of Scrooge and Grinch.

My sister is such a mother fucking scrinch! It’s Christmas and she doesn’t want my brother to come over with his kids.

by Pearl Harbor December 13, 2023

Scritch scratch

A historically defined sound. See as: “scritch scratch, I was having a scratch.”

Use case: for when one is either scritchy or scratchy.

Scritch scratch, I was having a scratch

by Lilpip May 23, 2024

Scrick

A prick who rides an electric scooter

He just cut me off on his scooter. What a fucking scrick.

by Brobruhpotato March 28, 2026

Scroch

Fearless domination

Virat Kohli had shown scroch in his prime

by Scroch August 6, 2025

Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

by QuacksO January 20, 2026