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A combination of a scream and a high pitch, the best call for help, almost too high to be heard by humans, but piercing.
-the middle of a concert- Singer: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Fan: Oh my god, that was a beautiful scrich.

Police finds a man in woods bleeding to death.
Police: If you hadn't scriched, we never would have found you.
scrich by Infinicorn May 17, 2014
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sprich deutsch du hurensohn 

A phrase used by germans with Ehre
Where is the next train station?

sprich deutsch du hurensohn

Scritching 

The act of scratching, touching or grooming in a familiar and friendly way.
Dogs and cats love a good scritching behind their ears and the back of their neck.
Scritching by timberpup January 24, 2010

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn 

It is a sentence in german that means you should for fuck sake speak german
Telephone:
Person A: hallo ist da jemand
Person B: Sorry we only speak English could you please repeat that?
Person A: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
When you're scratching someones back, but softly. It's a mix of scratching and brushing your fingers on someone. Usually done while relaxing, can also work on other body parts like the arms. (NOT SEXUAL)

Scruch can also mean brushing your fingers through someones hair.
I love scruching, it's the best feeling.
scruch by worldsbestscrucher January 16, 2020

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn 

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn is a common sentence used by german people when someone doesnt speak german to them, it means „Speak german you son of a bitch
Person 1: *explains something*
Person 2 (German): Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Person 1: i dont speak german sorry
Person 2: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
scritch by glrbird September 27, 2003