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SHWINGY

An expression/outburst of excitement amongst Tacoma Boys when things go their way
The moment you tell your friends your leaving the bar with shorty. Hand gesture and twiddling of fingers insues. SHWINGY!

Flight attendant waves the change fee. Hand gesture and twiddling of fingers insues. SHWINGY!

Telling your friends they aren't wild before drinking Jager. Hand gesture and twiddling of fingers insues. SHWINGY!
by TacomaBoy November 17, 2009
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shwing shwong

A males reproductive organ. (preferably the 'penis')

A term from SCRUBS. Elliot Reed uses when shes too uncomfortable to say 'penis'
Hospital-

Sussie: "He seems to be in pain when he pees."

Becky (doctor): "..It's because your husband has literally 'broken' his shwing shwong"
by iloveyoumore12 January 25, 2009
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Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag

Its is a low quality form of pot, or mariuana
Joe: Did you get that dank?!
Bob: Nope, all i could get was this Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag...
by Neticule October 14, 2003
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der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.
by andersonland.org June 30, 2004
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Shwingle

Shwingle is a portmanteau of Waynes World 'shwing' (denoting an attractive person) and 'single', shwingle.

Therefore Swhingle is a hot single person.
Tom: She's so giving you the eye! Shes 'shwing' hot man, go for it.

Dave: Nah, shes got a boyfriend.

Tom: I heard she just split with her boyfriend, she's totally shwingle!

Dave: Done!
by Attractive Male A August 20, 2009
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Schwindelfreude

that peculiar satisfaction which arises from an understanding of the (often ludicrously simple) mechanisms by which others are scammed, defrauded and swindled.

Schwindelfreude unlike schadenfreude entails no absolute failure of empathy or compassion for one's fellow man.

The experience now called schadenfreude has been with us a long time and Aristotle uses the the term "epikhairekakia" for the pleasure derived from witnessing the dismal fortune of another.

The experience now called schwindelfreude appears to have passed unnoted by Aristotle. But as swindle and rip-off are an inevitable feature of human relationships that curious satisfaction which settles upon us as we process an account of the latest scam was probably just as well known to our ancestors.
I was reading your most informed article on explosion of the G spot scam. As a matter of fact I am in grip of Two Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2,800,000.00) and need your co-operation to use this Money without any problem for research schwindelfreude in this G spot area. I would appreciate the names and contact details of all the female twins you mention.
Telegraph 06/01/2010 Comments "So the G spot doesn't exist after all? Thank God"
by genericwaz January 7, 2010
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Schninge

when you binge yourself to death on schnitzel
"that chick ate four fucking schnitzels tonight"
"yep, she totally just had a schninge'
by binge&purge June 8, 2010
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