Schoedinger's STD

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =

Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.

by HanLono April 23, 2013

Schreel

People called Schreel are usually socially awkward. They are considered 'strange' for the outside world and might as well be aliens. They have a small group of friends, who are just as fucked up in the head as they are. Some of them eventually become writers and in a strange twist of fate become a top selling author.

A: What's with that lonely guy there sitting in the corner?
B: Don't know, must be a Schreel.
A: Ah, that explains why he's awkwardly staring at me.
B: Hope he's not writing a book about you...

by HungryIam October 28, 2014

Scheren ficker

German: Scissor fucker, means to have a sexual attraction to sharp blades.

He's a scheren ficker (He's a scissor fucker)

by Bananub March 15, 2015

schoepf

I feel this person has this name or last name they are hot with a lot of friends and always will Ben a extremely popular

Suzy Schoepf is so AWSOME

by Schoepf April 4, 2018

schoethe

The possibly second gay relationship in the 18th century (for the first one, see lams )

It's the relationship 'Germanys Shakespeare' Johann (Von) Goethe had with historian and playwright Friedrich (Von) Schiller, who happened to be the cutest guy in all of Germany at the time.

Within the Schoethe-Community, people often joke about Schiller liking Goethes 'Faust'.

by GeneralEric October 1, 2018

schoendle

What someone says to their signifacant other when they say something nice

Him: babe you look great today
Her: aww, you schoendle

by WhydidIdothis😂 May 3, 2019

Schmoreos

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Oreos brand. Schmoreos combines soggy chocolate cookies with soured creme filling in a familiar cookie sandwich presentation. Schmoreos are an affordable, inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

Yo, Cornelius whas'up with these rank-ass Oreos!??! Why is this creme filling 'yellow'? Are these expired or are these Schmoreos!??! I ain't eatin' these! Tell your cheap-ass mom to get some real Oreos next time.

by beancrock July 16, 2019