Schloping

Noisy, distracting chewing while eating, usually because of picking food out of braces after each bite.

Jake you need to stop schloping, its annoying me.

by Lulzyw00ts November 18, 2009

Schrompf

Pronounced: Sk-ro-mp-f

To eat a large amount of food in a short amount of time, this person could be referred to as a glork.

Jimmy schrompfed his desert.

by Xirenshinn January 16, 2011

Schloompked

Being in a state of enhanced emotions and altered mental state due to the effect of drugs or by other means.

Last night I got so schloompked, I ate 17 packets of biscuits

by Fishlegs11 July 15, 2011

Schloppers

Specific name for a dangerous drug, often seen in Switzerland. Not to be confused with molly
Users are called Schlopfer (pron: opfer )

Do you wanna have some Schloppers?
Wilsch´s Schloppers?
Say "NO" to Schloppers

by Smurfmurf February 9, 2015

Schlomosheckelstein

A Jewish merchant who is basically the imaginary king of the world. All of our taxes secretly go to him and we don’t know it. It’s a combination of the word “Schlomo” which means jew with a big nose, and “Sheckelstein” which means a boss of a bunch of wagecucks.

Wagie : The wages have gone down by 20% in the past year
Woke Person : That’s because taxes are increasing and Schlomosheckelstein is getting more and more money out of your paycheck
Wagie : NO I DON’T WANNA GO BACK IN MY CAGIE GIVE ME MY PAYCHECK BOSS!

by thenextrealmoonman September 27, 2019

Schloimp

The slimy starch left after boiling noodles or pasta

She forgot to clean the pot right after making noodles, and the schloimp dried to a concrete-like consistency.

by Yea boi Z Louie May 9, 2020

schlumpkin

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin

by schlongman May 4, 2021