A legendary overlord in which has a dick the size of the empire state building. He has the power to fuck your girlfriend whenever he wants. He also has the power to not give a fuck. He has a lightning blade that can castrate you at will. If you get in his way he will fight you. And when he beats (which he will) he will stick his dick in your mouth triumphantly and say "YOU WERE IN MY WAY" and you were. This legend gets the Sakura pussy on the daily. His powerful partner is the ogrelord Shrek himself.
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A very common phrase in Naruto ( anime ). It's mostly said during the first season of the series by Haruno Sakura, who has a huge crush on Sasuke Uchiha.
I love you so much Sasuke-Kun!
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Get the Sasuke-Kun! mug.People who despise Sasuke Uchiha from the popular anime and manga series known as Naruto.
They always rant on him saying he's stupid or horrible for what he did in the series or whatever.
They are pretty mean, because Sasuke went a really bad event... having his clan/entire family killed off by his older brother, Itachi, because it was ordered by the Hokage. It messed Sasuke up in the head and gave him emotional pain. That's how he became what he is right now... a revenge seeker.
So it's hard for me to hate him.
They always rant on him saying he's stupid or horrible for what he did in the series or whatever.
They are pretty mean, because Sasuke went a really bad event... having his clan/entire family killed off by his older brother, Itachi, because it was ordered by the Hokage. It messed Sasuke up in the head and gave him emotional pain. That's how he became what he is right now... a revenge seeker.
So it's hard for me to hate him.
To all you Sasuke haters, please leave Sasuke alone. He had a rough childhood. Stop wishing for him to die. Quit calling him "Sasugay".
by Naruto Fan Child July 28, 2010
Get the Sasuke Haters mug.Sasuke Uchiha. One of the main characters in the series Naruto. He is the sole survivor of the Uchiha clan massacre. He defines himself as an avenger. He seeks power in order to kill his older brother Itachi Uchiha, the one that killed the clan. Sasuke posseses his clan's bloodline trait, sharingan. Due to that, he is a fast learner and is able to copy justus during battle. He is like an aniki (brother) to Naruto and his best friend is Naruto. In part one of the series he is 12 years old. In part two, he is 15. His profile is as followed:
Birthday: July 23
Blood Type: AB
Height: 153.2 cm
Weight: 43.5 kg
Known relatives: Fugaku Uchiha (father, deceased), Mikoto Uchiha (mother, deceased), and Itachi Uchiha (brother).
His previous affiliations: Konoha, Sound village.
Abilites: Sharingan, Chidori, Chidori Current, Fire Release: Phoenix Immortal Fire Technique, Cursed Seal (first stage and second stage), Snake summons (from body and giant snakes), and other fire techniques. Not all are known due to Sasuke not showing all of his current abilities. For taijutsu he knows Hayabusa Otoshi (Peregrine Falcon Drop), Shishi Rendan (Lion Combo, English version: Lions Barrage), and many other techniques.
Personality: he doesn't show much affection toward girl (fangirls) except Sakura Haruno. He is willing to sacrifice himself for the sake of helping/protecting his friends (Sakura and Naruto). Beginning of the series, he believes he is much more talented than Sakura and Naruto. He craves power and doesn't speak much. He usually doesn't say anything other than "Hn." He values his teammates more than himself. He seeks strong opponents, believing each victory he obtains indicates his growth. He does not show much respect to anyone. Sasuke does not like to kill people he does not know (innocent people), and makes it a point to prevent as many deaths as possible.
He is usually described as a Bishie, or rather Bishounen. Meaning pretty boy.
Birthday: July 23
Blood Type: AB
Height: 153.2 cm
Weight: 43.5 kg
Known relatives: Fugaku Uchiha (father, deceased), Mikoto Uchiha (mother, deceased), and Itachi Uchiha (brother).
His previous affiliations: Konoha, Sound village.
Abilites: Sharingan, Chidori, Chidori Current, Fire Release: Phoenix Immortal Fire Technique, Cursed Seal (first stage and second stage), Snake summons (from body and giant snakes), and other fire techniques. Not all are known due to Sasuke not showing all of his current abilities. For taijutsu he knows Hayabusa Otoshi (Peregrine Falcon Drop), Shishi Rendan (Lion Combo, English version: Lions Barrage), and many other techniques.
Personality: he doesn't show much affection toward girl (fangirls) except Sakura Haruno. He is willing to sacrifice himself for the sake of helping/protecting his friends (Sakura and Naruto). Beginning of the series, he believes he is much more talented than Sakura and Naruto. He craves power and doesn't speak much. He usually doesn't say anything other than "Hn." He values his teammates more than himself. He seeks strong opponents, believing each victory he obtains indicates his growth. He does not show much respect to anyone. Sasuke does not like to kill people he does not know (innocent people), and makes it a point to prevent as many deaths as possible.
He is usually described as a Bishie, or rather Bishounen. Meaning pretty boy.
Sasuke Uchiha & Naruto: Sasuke Retrieval. Bring Back Sasuke To Konoha
Sasuke: "I'm an avenger and I will do what is necessary to obtain power. I have to kill him."
Naruto: "Sasuke! Orochimaru only wants you body as a new container."
Sasuke: "If that is what is needed to kill Itachi, then so be it."
Sasuke: "I'm an avenger and I will do what is necessary to obtain power. I have to kill him."
Naruto: "Sasuke! Orochimaru only wants you body as a new container."
Sasuke: "If that is what is needed to kill Itachi, then so be it."
by Valerie Uchiha. a.k.a. Sasuke Lover also Mrs. Uchiha July 30, 2007
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Get the sasuke uchiha mug.One of the main characters in the anime/manga series "Naruto". When he was younger, he witnessed the murder of his entire clan at the hand of his sexy older brother, Itachi Uchiha. As a result he is very angsty and emotionally unstable, and desires revenge on his older brother at all costs. His teammates are Naruto Uzumaki (his best friend/rival/gay lover), Sakura Haruno (his good friend, who has a crush on him, unaware of his gayness), and Kakashi Hatake (his sensei/teacher/father figure).
Just as Naruto starts to work his way into Sasuke's heart, Orochimaru (the son of Lord Voldemort and Michael Jackson), who desires the bloodline limit of the Uchiha clan (the Sharingan), approaches Sasuke during the Chuunin exams and gives him a hickey--er, Cursed Seal to give him a taste of power and put him back on the path of revenge. As a result, later in the series Sasuke joins Orochimaru, who begins to train/molest him, so he can become strong enough to kill Itachi.
Despite what rabid fangirls wish to believe, there is no evidence that Sasuke is heterosexual. Quite the opposite, actually. Sasuke shows no interest in females, despite having legions of fangirls within the series who he could easily get into bed if he desired. Fangirls like to use the "I want to restore my clan" line as proof that Sasuke is straight, despite the fact that "restore my clan" is a very vague phrase and Sasuke has done nothing to back up his words (IF restore clan = make babies).
Nearly everyone in the Naruto fandom hates Sasuke for being "an emo fag" and betraying his friends, and apparently they don't care that Sasuke went through overwhelming trauma as a child and is probably borderline insane. This just shows that the majority of the Naruto fandom are heartless bastards who hate what they don't understand. There are other reasons people hate Sasuke, but they're all stupid so it's pointless to state them here.
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Just as Naruto starts to work his way into Sasuke's heart, Orochimaru (the son of Lord Voldemort and Michael Jackson), who desires the bloodline limit of the Uchiha clan (the Sharingan), approaches Sasuke during the Chuunin exams and gives him a hickey--er, Cursed Seal to give him a taste of power and put him back on the path of revenge. As a result, later in the series Sasuke joins Orochimaru, who begins to train/molest him, so he can become strong enough to kill Itachi.
Despite what rabid fangirls wish to believe, there is no evidence that Sasuke is heterosexual. Quite the opposite, actually. Sasuke shows no interest in females, despite having legions of fangirls within the series who he could easily get into bed if he desired. Fangirls like to use the "I want to restore my clan" line as proof that Sasuke is straight, despite the fact that "restore my clan" is a very vague phrase and Sasuke has done nothing to back up his words (IF restore clan = make babies).
Nearly everyone in the Naruto fandom hates Sasuke for being "an emo fag" and betraying his friends, and apparently they don't care that Sasuke went through overwhelming trauma as a child and is probably borderline insane. This just shows that the majority of the Naruto fandom are heartless bastards who hate what they don't understand. There are other reasons people hate Sasuke, but they're all stupid so it's pointless to state them here.
This definition will have 1748354793141571894751341 thumbs down from Sasuke haters.
Person 1: Sasuke Uchiha is such an emo fag!!1 If I were him I'd NEVER EVER EVER betray my friends!!1 And I wouldn't be so EMO if my bro killed my parents!!1 Blahblahblah sasuke sux blahblah emo crybaby blaahblahblah killed Deidei-kun-chan-sama blahblahblah fag blah blah *WHINE BITCH WHINE BITCH* *IS A HYPOCRITE*
Person 2: ...Wow. You're the most immature, whiny emo crybaby bitch I've ever met. You clearly don't understand Sasuke Uchiha. :|
Person 2: ...Wow. You're the most immature, whiny emo crybaby bitch I've ever met. You clearly don't understand Sasuke Uchiha. :|
by kukukukukuku February 14, 2009
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