sarcasm

The best language for someone who asks stupid questions, someone who states the obvious or generally, a dumbass

Dr. House speaks sarcasm

I speak two languages: english and sarcasm

by J'adore UD November 1, 2009

sarcasshole

A sarcastic asshole.

Man, that customer in the Apple Store was a real sarcasshole. He was really giving Nina a hard time.

by osirusr April 25, 2010

[/sarcasm]

It means you're ending what you said sarcastically.

Jeffree Star is obviously the most gorgeous woman ever. /sarcasm

which means:
Jeffree Star is obviously the most gorgeous woman ever. -end sarcasm-

by Nicole. October 6, 2006

sarcasmometer

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

by Nemesis302 June 21, 2005

sarcashole

when sarcastic humor goes overboard and into a (no longer amusing) negative rant.

She can be so funny with her bitterness, but on a bad day she comes across as a real sarcashole.

by hello miss.quito June 10, 2009

Sarcasm

Depending on how it's used, sarcasm can be a defense against stupidity or stupidity itself.

Stupidity: When someone asks someone else a decent question and they reply rudely with unneeded sarcasm.
Defense against stupidity: When someone asks a stupid question that more than deserves a sarcastic answer.

When I asked Jo if she was gonna order ramen again, she said "Nooooo. I'm not gonna order what I order every day."
That sarcasm was totally unnecessary, and stupid.

by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018

sarcastic

1. My absolute favorite kind of comeback for any type of insult.

2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.

1. Person : Hey, what did you get on that biology test? I bet i got higher!
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.

2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.

by Quizzical November 27, 2006