a cocky! sun of a beach. thinks he's hot stuff...usually stares into mirrors to stare at his mussels. likes to take things from other people. sometimes acts gay.but thats just ruben.very flirtatious but cares for most people.loves to dance in parking lots while asking for money from hobos.
by loral69 June 04, 2011
Let's go to that Ruben's down the street tonight for dinner; Ya know, the one with the family sports pub?
by Pierskin November 30, 2006
Ruben, as in a sweet, funny girl who is heaps tall and loves her food. I suggest not eating her food cause she'll then eat YOU! She brings a ray of sunshine wherever she walks kinda like Jesus but she's a Ruben, so she's not a Jesus. She pretty cool. I looooove her to the moon and back!!
Ruben is a sick cunt
by Rubenloveryusss September 11, 2014
by EvieDonladson October 09, 2018
A confused, Mexican male that can’t even make up his mind of where he was born, he is usually an annoyance to his coworkers. He can’t hear and when he speaks one can hardly understand him. He is a complete IDIOT!
by MJ03 May 12, 2009
by Gaylover39 September 01, 2019
by Rubenhasniceasstities March 24, 2019