a cocky! sun of a beach. thinks he's hot stuff...usually stares into mirrors to stare at his mussels. likes to take things from other people. sometimes acts gay.but thats just ruben.very flirtatious but cares for most people.loves to dance in parking lots while asking for money from hobos.
by loral69 November 21, 2011
Get the Rubenmug. Let's go to that Ruben's down the street tonight for dinner; Ya know, the one with the family sports pub?
by Pierskin November 30, 2006
Get the ruben'smug. Ruben, as in a sweet, funny girl who is heaps tall and loves her food. I suggest not eating her food cause she'll then eat YOU! She brings a ray of sunshine wherever she walks kinda like Jesus but she's a Ruben, so she's not a Jesus. She pretty cool. I looooove her to the moon and back!!
Ruben is a sick cunt
by Rubenloveryusss September 11, 2014
Get the Rubenmug. by EvieDonladson October 9, 2018
Get the Rubenmug. A confused, Mexican male that can’t even make up his mind of where he was born, he is usually an annoyance to his coworkers. He can’t hear and when he speaks one can hardly understand him. He is a complete IDIOT!
by MJ03 May 12, 2009
Get the Rubenmug. by Rubenhasniceasstities March 24, 2019
Get the Rubenmug. 
Get the Rubenmug.