soap on a rope

Its when prisoners tie a rope to the soap so they cant be fucked up the ass if they drop the soap.

Jerry got ass fucked by ben when he dropped the soap. Next time hes gunna tie the soap to a rope.

by cartman5000 August 5, 2004

carrot rope

1. a little christian lie
2. marijuana?
3. a metaphor for anyones simple trick to escape boredom

"Its no ploy! Its no gimic!"

"Would you like to play 20 questions with me? Carrot Rope"

by andrewco October 6, 2005

cutting a rope

Taking a long shit

Bro I just got out of the shitter...I was cutting a rope as long as a hangman's noose!

by Brosephguay September 25, 2017

at the end of your rope

To be out of options or alternative courses of action; to be stuck in a bad situation.

A 'rope' is thrown to someone who is in a difficult place, such as deep water or the edge of a cliff. If there is not enough rope, the person might be in trouble. So to be 'at the end of your rope' means that there is no more help available, and the situation is not good.

Synonyms: in a jam, at wit's end

I'm at the end of my rope -- I lost my job, my car died, and I don't have any money in the bank.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

blasting ropes

ejaculating in such a way that the semen is coming out in rope-like shots

"He was really pent-up that when he came, he was blasting ropes all over him and me."

by randacted November 17, 2018

Shirley Phelps Roper

Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.

When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.

by Nap0130n Dynam1t3 August 1, 2012

Al Roper

When a man cums with such a large volume (many ropes) that he loses 20 lbs.

Wow, that blow job was so good it made me Al Roper.

by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013