Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.
by Redd1981 May 4, 2023
Get the The roommatemug. when you finish your college years, and you have no place to live but back with your parents. only the best roommates you will ever have because they pay for your food, water, electricity, etc.
guy 1: dude, i love living on my own!
guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet
guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.
guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet
guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.
by sneektip June 26, 2010
Get the post roommatemug. The roommate pizza truly embodies the roommate spirit of splitting everything right down the middle.
by RoomiePizza January 19, 2024
Get the Roommate Pizzamug. aka "melissa", "pocahontas", "rock star", "vegetarian freak", this once-carniverous chica exhudes all that a bunkmate, suitemate, roommate, apartmentmate or housemate could ever want. she bakes, she vacuumes, she enjoys the fine delicacy that is adolescent television programming (funniest home videos, abc family, etc). sorry boys - while this is the same damsel once known for giving love a "bad name", this heartbreaker is currently off the market.
by amy Q. January 17, 2008
Get the Fab Roommate-olamug. Noun: A chosen or randomly assigned roommate that is completely compatible and who you quickly become best friends with. The platonic relationship epitomizes true friendship.
Jane and Kelsey hadden't met until the day they moved into college, but once they met they knew they were eachother's soul roommate.
by NewWordMan August 30, 2012
Get the Soul Roommatemug. Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
Get the December 5th fuck your roommate daymug. by moriya2k2 October 13, 2022
Get the Roommatemug.