Ricardo

Ricardo is the best guy you will ever meet sometimes if hes sad always comfort him until he starts being happy again never lose him he listens to anything you say and will never interrupt your conversations about what you did he will always call you babygirl and princess ricardo will never ever leave by your side if your sad always go to your ricardo friend,best friend,or boyfriend never lose that person also he’s funny will never stop talking about you and looking at you because he knows he found the one that loves him

Ricardo: I love you so much never leave my side I don’t know what would happen if I wasn’t with you
You: I will never

by Its_val May 26, 2020

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rEtard

Try telling that to Rain Man! He practically bankrupt a casino and he was a ritard!

by jake.herring January 9, 2010

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Ricardia

Ricardia is a micro-state that exists within the vicinity of Il Presidente. An entity rather than physical land, Ricardia is a fully-functioning state which the benevolent dictator has overseen for the past several decades.

Ricardia has a government, with officials taking on multiple roles including The Minister of Viticulture, The Minister of Warcraft, The Foreign Minister, and ambassadors to both Scotland and the Republic of Korea. The first lady of Ricardia is known as La Prima Donna, or La Bella Josefina, who has been known to cause international incidents during state visits when riding public transport.

Reports of a mole infiltrating Ricardia have been circulating, and The Minister Of War is currently investigating the reports that he deems, "outlandish", declaring that, "wasps and cats have nothing to do with any plan that a mole may be concocting. These are wild accusations."

"Do you need a visa to enter Ricardia?"
"When will The Queen recognise Ricardia as an independent, sovereign nation?"
"Ricardian culture is replete with gin, olives, and reality TV shows."

by waegook_tom November 1, 2013

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Richmond Regards

The dramatic act of leaving your excrement in a bag in a prominent location at a lovers house.

Used in 1 of 3 ways;

1. A break-up device (when a text message or argument in the street just can't sum up your disdain for your former-partner).

2. As a fetish tool - to surprise and excite your loved one when they return home from work.

3. Accidentally. When your lover heads out for work - leaving you in bed. You proceed to lay an enormous cable in their toilet and (petrified of flooding their apartment or leaving the huge log to float and welcome them home later) you panic and decide to scoop it into a bag and drop it into the nearest bin when you leave...but forget to take it with you and leave it on the sideboard in the hallway for them to discover upon their return.

"What a prick he was. I couldn't help it - when he left I went nuts. I flushed his goldfish down the toilet, ripped all his jeans in half, left a message for his mum saying he got a hooker pregnant...oh, and before I stormed out...I left my Richmond Regards at the top of his closet...should take him a couple of days to find."

"Hi honey, just wanted to leave you a message to say I can't wait to see you tonight...and in the meantime...I've left you my Richmond Regards on your bedside table. Enjoy"

"I couldn't believe it. I really clicked with this guy...and as soon as the door slammed shut I though 'Fuck...I've left him my Richmond Regards'"

by Shannoniax May 18, 2010

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