requirementoring

The bread and butter of the consulting/professional services business. Essentially, requirementoring is the practice of listening to what a client thinks they want and/or has been mandated to do and then translating that into a practical list of actionable requirements that they can believe they came up with on their own.

Hey Phillip, How are are things coming on the Penske project?

Dude we are so behind, I had to spend all of last week requirementoring the whole executive team!

by Madmonkee II January 21, 2011

required by LAW

Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.

Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

requim

A place where after the rectum is ripped the dildo goes

After ripping his rectum my friend has to store his beyblade in his requim

by Jackdes1 September 7, 2020

Requiem

The Power you unlock after getting Stabbed by a strange arrow

I've just unlocked requiem!

by anonymous November 17, 2020

requize

When you get flash banged in call of duty its like i black dude name fucking requize put a white blanket over your head and started to skull fuck you!

Cod player: oh im flashed IM FUCKIN... WHY IS IT WHEN I FLASH SOMEBODY IS LIKE A JUST HIT EM IN THE HEAD WITH A TISHUE FROM A LITTLE KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY AND WHEN I GET FLASHED ITS LIKE SOME DUDE NAMED FUCKING REQUIZE PUT A WHITE BLANKET OVER MY HEAD AND STARTED TO SKULL FUCK ME!!!
Whole lobby: (laughing there asses off)

by BuddyGuy#2826 February 7, 2021

system requirements

The minimum requirements that your computer must meet in order to run a certian piece of software...

Rephrased: What your computer must have installed in it before it can run this program.

System Requirements: 300Mhz Pentium Processor and 128Mb RAM.

by Darvell January 28, 2004

High Society(requirements)

Someone with high society genes meets at least 7 of these requirements:
1) Natuarally straight teeth (no braces)
2) No acne (at the most a very little amount in HS)
3) Be of atleast 50% Dutch, French, or English Descent.
4) Skinny throughout life with little fitness.
5) Complete records of your Ethnic Background.
6) No family criminal records.
7) Straight, Roman, or Prominent Nose
8) Chin is either more underbite than overbite (Lockjaw or Austrian Habsburg Jaw) or even. Overbite=Whitetrash
9) Drink for the most part Wine, or expensive liquor (rarely beer)
10) Have a Prominent family name-NOT SMITH OR JOHNSON- and be related to someone famous.

High Society(requirements) examples are the Vanderbilts, Roosevelts, ...

by classyman4346 September 17, 2010