*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"
by RoyMustache July 27, 2020

New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"
by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

On January 10, 2023, 1-800-Flowers.com, Inc announced the acquisition of the Things Remembered brand, allowing the brand to continue on as a leading retailer of personalized gifts
by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Remember what I said?
Hym "Remember when I said 'You're uniquely obligated to NOT do that' and then you did it anyway. Really, didn't I say that you were either like me or the exact opposite? You're me. You're a fucking me just running around. I'm always able to pick myself out of a crowd. It's astounding. Why you don't listen I'll never understand..."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked
by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023
