reet root 

A slang term for vagina which more or less describes the sound of this word being censored.

Like “hey matt…mmm, have you seen tub girl yet…oh no? yeah, you gotta see this because it is so dang awesome…*loads pic*…oh hellz yeah!!!! Looooook at that!!! hahahaha…hmm can you even image? Oh, I couldn’t do that…shoot, no…oh man… hey, isn’t it weird how they blur out her reet root but I mean look at the rest of this picture. Ahhahahaha, oh man tub girl”

reet root by mcdisease September 7, 2007

reet mint 

A describtion of something pretty awesome. A combination of reet and mint, both very positive adjectives.

This club is reet mint.
You see that scab cracker standing over there? I swear she's reet mint!

reet mint by PETETHEHEAT February 28, 2008

Reet Street 

A mentally retarded or stupid choice or action. Often used as a insult in a white, trashy community.

Shut the Fuck up Reet Street!

Reet Street by Moistandwhite May 30, 2019

reet then 

northern slang for 'ok'

person1 "im going about 3"

person2 "reet then"

reet then by Pocalik May 22, 2004

Reet Storm 

A reet storm is a retard; also called a reet that is throwing a fit or having a retarded episode. These outbursts are usually totally unexpected and uncalled for but also laughable after they occur.

Gary is having a reet storm because Asia is smoking in the house.

Reet Storm by AsiaSecore July 30, 2008

reet team 

Originated from a team of retards that played water polo from San Diego. Also refers to one of the orginal street racing groups in southern california.

The Reet Team is a bunch or reets

reet team by bmkracer June 3, 2007

reet squeet

Adjective

"Reet squeet", or in shorter terms, "squeet",is a politer way to calm someone a retard. However, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. Insert Reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. It can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. In all forms, "reet squeet" is always used in a joking manner.

1. John failed the easiest test that everyone else got an "A" on? Dude, what a reet squeet.
2. Tim forgot his address, he's such a squeet.
3. My phone is broken and won't charge anymore. Fucking squeet phone...
4. Yo reet squeet, remember to pick me up before you go to school because you ALWAYS forget.

reet squeet by Qwertypop1 April 26, 2011