redhead

Girls=beautiful (unless it's frizzy and orange)

Guys...not so much.

Redheaded girls are beautiful and rare but red haired guys are well, nasty and hopeless.

by heythere May 13, 2008

redheadophilia

A condition characterized by a person's involuntary attraction to a redhead. This person may dream about this redhead for days on. Men are more commonly affected by this disorder than women. There is no cure for redheadophilia.

Patient: I saw a redhead on the street, suddenly, I started drooling and having sensual dreams about her.

Doctor: You have Redheadophilia. There is no cure, so you will have it the rest of your life.

Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by andrettifan June 15, 2013

redhead moment

A momentary and intense display of irrationality, bad temper, insanity, or any combination thereof.

Ashley: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CHEESE?! I am going to cut the b**** that got my cheese all dirty! Who--

Roommate: Dude, chill. That's the blue cheese I bought today for the dinner salads tonight.

Ashley: Oops, I guess i had a redhead moment.

by Miztie October 22, 2011

redheaded bandit

A term usually associated with red heads getting arrested.

Sean (redheaded bandit): Oh man, we dun got arrested. I should have hid the pot better.

by Stoklosa May 6, 2006

Brazilian Redhead

A woman who dyes her hair red and has a Brazilian wax so verification of authenticity is difficult.

"That girl is a Brazilian Redhead. If you want the real red bush, call my ex's friend Leslie".

by Ensmartened March 6, 2014

tag! you're dead

The name of an ever changing screamo/metal Band from Citrus Heights. Occasionally they add good band members, only to dissapoint them with their constant goal of mediocrity, and then losing them. Needless to say this band is not much to hear about, seeing as their name isn't even a proper noun. If you've heard about them, you probably have dyed your hair black more than twice, and melted your eyeliner before putting it on. The coolest thing about this band is the hand painted banner a former member was gifted that smells of spiced tea.

someone outside of Citrus Heights, but within a 2 mile radius: "Have you heard of tag! you're dead?" "no."

someone from Citrus Heights:
"Have you heard of tag! you're dead?" "yeah, a friend of mine was in the band, he's really good, but he left, his new band is actually playing a big show this weekend with (insert good headlining band here)!"

by r0queandr0le March 4, 2012

redheaded rod grabber

A man with red hair who rides elevators all day. When he is alone with one other man, he stops the lift, and begins reaching around to grab at some cock. He is paid to do this, by the Bureau of Redheaded Homosexuality, which ensures that redheaded men are as gay as humanly possible. The best redheaded rod grabber is awarded with the Ginger Meatlog Cup at the yearly banquet of employees.

As the elevator doors opened and I walked in, I quickly realized that the mincing, ratlike redhead in the corner was a redheaded rod grabber, and I chose to take the stairs instead.

by Curtis Hill November 26, 2006