rectal wart

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter

Come over here and pop my rectal wart

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

rectal passage

posh for " anus tube "

im gonna shuv that up ure " rectal passage " !!!!

by billie November 13, 2003

rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.

After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.

by Knob299 December 21, 2007

Rectal drought

Like dry heaving throw up but out of your ass. When you have the diarrhea bad and for so long that finally nothing will come out.

I've had the diarrhea so bad for the past two days that I finally have rectal drought.

by StinkyTacoKisses November 16, 2017

Rectal Randy

the act of being horny for anal sex

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!

by Greg S. September 24, 2004

rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.

"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"

by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018

rectal star

One who surrounds himself with nothing but buttholes.

"That John Thomas sure is a bigtime rectal star."

by lover of women February 5, 2004