Randomizer

A womanizer who makes out with random girls.

I have been with womanizers, but dude, you are a randomizer!

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

random

(adj.) capricious, impossible to understand logically, vain or foolish. Often used to describe a choice no one would prefer, if he or she was thinking clearly.

Friend #1: What? Your high-school English teacher made your class study King Lear for your Shakespeare play and learn all about old age and inheritance struggles? Hey instead, you could have been reading Romeo and Juliet and learning about teenage stuff like bleeding love, unreasonable parents, irresponsible advisors, and roving gangs of testosterone-fuelled hotheads!
Friend #2: Well yeah, her choice was pretty random...we told her so, but she wouldn't listen to us! It was a long two months....

by liv4mntns September 18, 2009

random

irrelevant, unexpected, unusual. or for a more technical definition, selected on no particular attributes.

i can't think of any. here, i will insert the word random.

by four, five July 28, 2008

randomized

randomized is when something is completely unexpected and is out of the blue!!!and when someone does something really individual. you are geeeeeeeeeey!

(a boy decides to jump up and down on the tv)
This is so randomized

by emily July 27, 2004

random

People who bother defining a very common word, that clearly has little to do with slang, after there are already 7 pages of definitions, of which roughly 2 are relevant.

Randomness is for hypocrites.

by NOT alex. Hehe. December 21, 2004

random

The oft-used tool of the inexperienced comedian.

Person 1: RANDOM!!!
Person 2: What the smell?
Person 1: Sorry, I just like cheese pies.

by ASPOON April 15, 2007

random

used to assign distance to the subject - either to avoid going into detail, or to suggest a lack of knowledge of it. also can be used as a noun.

1. "there were about a dozen people at the party - Betty, Sue, Wilma, Christine, Peter and I, and about half a dozen random others."

2. "I didn't pull last night, but when I left, Stephen was getting off with some random guy."

3. "Nice party. Who are all these randoms?"

by Professor Heathen Stalking October 19, 2004