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She queefed on me and I had to get a Covid test.
She queefed on me and I had to get a Covid test.
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A woman who becomes so intoxicated she believes herself to be a historical figure such as Queen Elizabeth.
by Rutherford B. Fellows April 20, 2009
Get the Queen Elizabeth mug.a little bit of air that gets caught in a woman`s vagina sometimes it happens after you have intercourse it can also happen if you just have a god damn vagina and it is not something to be embarrasd about because even if your a girl and a virgin it can happen to you to it sometimes happens when you walk because of the space inbetween your legs
by killer queef July 11, 2016
Get the Queef mug.Rather less attractive than a "cougar", the badger queen spends her time, money and energies trying to persuade men to have a relationship with her by offering a range easy sexual services...
She thinks she is entitled to anything she wants, your cock, anyone else's cock, her ex-husbands home, kids and wallet, a made-up job created at tax payers expense, 24 hour police protection, children (anyone's.. as long as she gets paid for "looking after" them)..
Usually securely employed in (overpaid) menial state sector work, such as nursing, and claiming vast amounts of welfare money too as a result of having pushed out a fanny turd or two.. She has protected status in a feminist dominated society and mistakes this for respect..
Usually seriously overweight and often drunk, she mistakes the lumps of dough hanging off her chest for attractive breasts and likes to find ways of presenting these amorphous heaps to the attention of potential victims..
She tries her best to hide the apron of lard that overhangs a vagina that looks like a cold congealed doner kebab wedged between a sumo wrestlers thighs..
She is trapped in this deluded lifestyle for the foreseeable future and the best she can hope for is a sad "fuck-buddy", while she tries to come to terms with her inability to persuade any bloke with a shred of self-respect to take her and her STD's on..
She thinks she is entitled to anything she wants, your cock, anyone else's cock, her ex-husbands home, kids and wallet, a made-up job created at tax payers expense, 24 hour police protection, children (anyone's.. as long as she gets paid for "looking after" them)..
Usually securely employed in (overpaid) menial state sector work, such as nursing, and claiming vast amounts of welfare money too as a result of having pushed out a fanny turd or two.. She has protected status in a feminist dominated society and mistakes this for respect..
Usually seriously overweight and often drunk, she mistakes the lumps of dough hanging off her chest for attractive breasts and likes to find ways of presenting these amorphous heaps to the attention of potential victims..
She tries her best to hide the apron of lard that overhangs a vagina that looks like a cold congealed doner kebab wedged between a sumo wrestlers thighs..
She is trapped in this deluded lifestyle for the foreseeable future and the best she can hope for is a sad "fuck-buddy", while she tries to come to terms with her inability to persuade any bloke with a shred of self-respect to take her and her STD's on..
Hey, John, I had a date tonight with this woman who looked worth a poke on the face pic, but, well, when I saw the body and heard what she had to say, it was clear she was a rancid badger queen.. I went to the gents, did a runner, and never looked back!
by Drex Johnson July 18, 2011
Get the badger queen mug.Simply a drama queen in the form of a redneck douche bag whom still thinks 'rocking the mullet' is a good life choice to make. May times you can find mullet-queens at local gas stations talking about how "Obama's one of them A-RABS! He was implantered by them their govern-ment to spy on our New-clear-er weapons." or it may just be in the form of your stepdad who thinks that having 3rd period lunch has anything to do with him and wants to "Call them there SCHOOL PRINCE-ABLES because ain't nobody ever need no lunch that there early."
GIRL: "Me and my mom had to lie to Rod about me getting 3rd period lunch because if he knew, He would have flipped"
GIRL2: "God, what a mullet-queen. He is obviously his mullet's aunt flow is in town"
GIRL: "No, he already had his mullet in a bunch from earlier when Obama come on to talk about the health care reform..."
GIRL2: "God, what a mullet-queen. He is obviously his mullet's aunt flow is in town"
GIRL: "No, he already had his mullet in a bunch from earlier when Obama come on to talk about the health care reform..."
by DanceISay_DANCE! August 25, 2010
Get the mullet-queen mug."Hey bitch."
"Yeah?"
"You get fucked without protection, again?"
"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"
"Yeah?"
"You get fucked without protection, again?"
"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"
by DR.dicknose October 9, 2011
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