Verb; the ultimate "party foul" in which a person, typically unknown to the master of the house they're at, vomits in a conspicuous location and promptly vacates the premises.
"That asshole you brought over last night puke-n-peaced."
So one night you’re laying in bed and your stomach starts to hurt. So you go to the bathroom to drop a dook. You start pumpin out some snickers but then you realize you gotta puke. With your b-hole all greased up, you’re hesitant to get off the shitter. Before you can even make any decision, your throat sphincter gives in and releases your intestine goo. Reacting quickly, you aim down at the toilet you are still sitting on... and now you have a puke dick. Nice goin a-hole.
Miguel Cumbrera: Yo amigo. How you handling the quarantino?
Antonio Bonederas: Mi Hermano it’s not going so bueno. Last night I went to drop some snickers in the punch bowl, and I ended up with puke-dick & shit too. At least I can’t go anywhere, so my chicas at the club won’t know.
Miguel Cumbrera: Hombre that’s some gnarly mierda you got there. You and me should get together tomorrow for drinks. How about some Coronas?
A puke-a-hontas is a girl, typically with long brown or black hair, who gets drunk and projectile vomits all over your car, apartment, house, etc - anywhere but in a toilet. This term can also refer to a guy who gets drunk and starts acting girly and pukes all over. Generally in the latter case the male is crying.
person 1: How was your date last night?
person 2: It was going great at first. We had dinner and drinks, then made it back to my place. We're at my front door making out and we take two steps inside when puke-a-hontas vomited all over my hallway.