sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair
dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"
by scroaty g November 2, 2012
Get the nature's pubes mug.The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.
Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"
*1-2 years later*
Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"
*1-2 years later*
Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"
by EpicMamo September 24, 2013
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Pubechin
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This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.
Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.
by Goblin Green June 8, 2017
Get the job interview pubes mug.When your in school and you get a piece of cake that has lunch lady pubes on it.The word originated when a certain student had a huge pube on his cake at school one day.
by bill simpson December 28, 2005
Get the Pube Cake mug.Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.
by <|-|51s December 17, 2008
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One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.
Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.
One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.
Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.
Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"
"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler
"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."
"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"
"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler
"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."
"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."
by Irbster2 February 7, 2008
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