playground ptsd

- Feeling left out at some point in your life.

- Feeling bad.
- From the February 25, 2016 Vimeo Newsletter:
"We’ve all felt left out at some point in our lives. And we all know it feels bad. Vimeo wants to combat that playground PTSD: for over a decade, we’ve been building a safe haven for creators to do their thing, in whatever weird yet respectful way they want. ..."
We at Vimeo throw around the term playground PTSD, and equate a serious medical illness affecting hundreds of thousands of people with feeling bad from not being included in children's games!
by coloradsin February 25, 2016
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PTSD 2.0

A term used in the very niche community of medical malpractice victims. It stands for “providence trauma and stress disorder” because providence is a major healthcare network known for malpractice.
Me: *working at a non Providence hospital blocks away from a providence one.*
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
by Sacredfart April 04, 2023
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Sex PTSD

Sex PTSD occurs when one keeps having flashbacks about the previous night sexual activities.
Man 1: I saw Victoria last night. I cant think straight.
Man 2: you have Sex PTSD
by Crashy873 July 12, 2018
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Alcohol PTSD

The feeling of not being able to look at alcohol due to a bad hangover. Also includes not being able to drink certain type of alcohol due to a bad experience with it.
No alcohol for me tonight i still have Alcohol PTSD from last week
by SkinnyQueenHungryHippo February 10, 2018
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CS PTSD

someone: I fear no man, but that thing...

* segmentation fault (core dumped)
someone: it scares me.

CS PTSD
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Ptsd

"That's part of who she is. She suffered something from when she was little. Now she has ptsd or whatever, Post Traumatic Down Syndrome."
by Matt's Baby May 01, 2020
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PTSD

bringing back memories of a traumatic event for someone
“where’s dan?”
“don’t say that name i’m getting ptsd
by daanjablete November 07, 2022
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