procrasturbating

the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.

i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.

by ctrlfreq June 13, 2012

Procrasturbation

pulling off for tomorrow what could have come today.

procrasturbation

by gofingr February 03, 2010

Procrasturbation

When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff

Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation

by RANDOM ROD November 08, 2012

procrasturbate

To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.

Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."

by Heinous April 13, 2006

Procrasturbate

Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.

Instead of writing my term paper, I decided to procrasturbate.

by TMV February 17, 2006

Procrasturbation

Putting off things so you can masturbate

John had a project but he could not resist procrasturbation and he did not get it done.

by Cason November 30, 2007

Procrasturbate

The act of masturbating as a reason for not doing a required/mundane activitity.

"Dude, I had to procrasturbate twice last night, I did NOT want to do my homework!"

"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."

by Ally Walker May 25, 2007